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✏️ for mumu and rook / dh and hook / df and bai heng

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Muyang & Rook

Rook: If we’re in trouble, just throw Muyang at the problem, and hope for the best. ----- Rook: Evil never sleeps! Muyang : But ugly gets plenty of rest. ----- Rook: I can catch one of them. Let's go, Muyang . Muyang : I didn't volunteer. Rook: A stake out needs two people! Think, Muyang . Who's gonna watch all the crime stuff while the other one eats a hoagie?

Dan Heng & Hook

Hook, texting Dan Heng: Text me when you’re home safely. Dan Heng: I’m home dangerously. Hook: Stop it. Dan Heng: I’m home lethally. ----- Hook: Dan Heng, you need to react when people cry! Dan Heng: I did. I rolled my eyes. ----- Dan Heng: I hate you. Hook: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue. ----- Hook: It’s not that I don’t trust Dan Heng, I just... don’t ’t trust their impulse control.

Dan Feng & Bai Heng

Dan Feng: I hate you! Bai Heng: Wow! So much in common already! ----- Dan Feng: I feel like the world would be better if I'd never been born. Bai Heng: Aw... that's not true. Bai Heng: It'd be exactly the same. Bai Heng: You're not important. ----- Bai Heng: Are pigeons drones? Dan Feng: What? No, I'm trying to sleep. Bai Heng: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES! Dan Feng: *Crying* Please let me sleep... ----- Bai Heng: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash. Dan Feng: Oh. We're going out? Bai Heng: Wh...